The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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