I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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