I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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