You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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