I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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