come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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