ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
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