hell yes lets make some ravioli
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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