he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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