Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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