you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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