I've blown a few things in my day
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
my poor anus
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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