Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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