If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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