Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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