How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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