whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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