Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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