WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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