That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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