they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
they need to just BURY HIM!
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
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