help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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