Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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