Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
