i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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