what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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