I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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