I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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