Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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