So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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