I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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