(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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