wanna go halves on a baby?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
