We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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