planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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