Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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