Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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