I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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