Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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