The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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