I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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