i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
