And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
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