I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
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