Having a random hookup so left but love u
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Randomize
