he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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