rhymes with "ouble enetration"
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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