she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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