Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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