That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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